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A
woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus
driver said, "That's the ugliest baby
I've ever seen!"
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into
the fare box and took an aisle seat near the
rear of the bus. The man seated next to her
sensed that she was agitated and asked her
what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted
me," she fumed.
The man sympathized with her and said, "Why,
he's a public servant and shouldn't say things
to insult passengers."
"You're right," she said. "I
think I'll go back up there and give him a
piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man said.
"Here, let me hold your monkey." |
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A
man who owned a hand-operated rotisserie
was barbecuing a chicken in his back yard
when a hippie strolled by.
The hippie stood and watched for a couple
of minutes and then said slowly, "Uh...
I don't want to bug you man, but your music's
stopped, and your monkey's on fire."
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